If you really think that not having sex with someone I barely know because I didnt bring a condom is a “stupid” reason, then nothing else I can say will make a difference. – John
Ahhh. Safe sex. We are all fastidious about using condoms, right?
Now, this is in no way a post about how everybody should go bareback and there are no such things as STDs. Of course there are, and it’s a no brainer that safe sex is the best way to go and is what helps prevent the spread of diseases. There. There’s your disclaimer, folks.
Now that that’s out of the way, how about everybody climb down off their soap boxes, hmm? Because if you’re going to sit there and say, “Oh, I ALWAYS use condoms! Always!” I’m going to call you a big fat liar. Many people say that. But only some of them are actually telling the truth. Heaven forbid someone admit to not using a condom. They’ll be chased (hah get it? chaste? chased??) out of town by villagers with angry torches.
Many if not most of us have done it. C’mon..it just feels too damn good not to just..put the tip in, right? Just for a moment?? It’s hotter. So much hotter. It’s wetter. You have to pull out sooner after because, well, you know. (Hah. Hello, you. You know what I’m talking about, amirite? You still think about it. And I know it. ) It might even be a bit tighter, depending on the situation. Oh yeah, you know that’s true.Sometimes you start off using a condom and it’s just getting in the way. It pinches, he says. It makes him go soft. Or maybe he’s just so curious to know what you feel like without one. Or maybe you want to know what it feels like. Or you don’t like having anything between you. (Okay, that one is a stretch.)
Obviously, condoms are a must. But sometimes…sometimes you just get carried away. Or you trust the person when they say that they’re tested regularly and disease free. Or it’s someone you know for years and years and never caught anything from them. Or from anyone.
Maybe you’re just not paranoid enough. Hmm. That could be it. You don’t make a practice of it, of course. But sometimes you just throw caution to the wind.
Maybe you insist on a condom because you’re afraid if you don’t you’ll be considered slutty. I mean, that’s what you’re girlfriends told you, so it must be true. Only slutty girls do that. You know, the ones who will never ever get a manz. And don’t forget your guy friends who warn you about women who don’t insist upon on a condom. They probably want to get knocked up, amirite brah?. Right. Everybody who wants to go bareback has an agenda, and it’s not pleasure.
For all of you who never, ever, not even the tip, not even for a second allow your genitalia near another person’s nether region without a condom, I salute you. I really do. Good for you. Question though, kiddies…you know, all you ones who are so conscientious and judgey. When you engage in oral sex, do you use a condom or a dental dam? No? Huh. That’s weird. I mean, since genital herpes can be spread via oral herpes.I mean, if you’re all so careful and cautious, I would think you would do that, right? No? Ok. Carry on, then.
A man or woman can go without a condom here and there and still maintain their self-respect. You can debate that all you like and hurl slut shamey accusations like some sort of blogosphere Salem With Trial. Go ahead. Dunk me in water to see if I drown if it makes you feel better.
So…let’s talk bareback sex. Who has done it? Why? Why not? Were you dating the person? What was the situation?
Let the slut shaming commence! Weeeeeee! All board the cock carousel, ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!