If You Want Your Ex To Stop Contacting You, TELL THEM


I remember one of my very own breakups where my ex just wouldn’t go away. He was like an annoying AF fly. I broke things off with him (obviously) and actually made him cry. Yes, cry. It was the first time I had ever seen a man cry, but it is what it is.

He later came back into my life. Believe it or not, he hit me up on Facebook even though he had a new girlfriend. She must have not been very intellectually stimulating (or, ahem, as beautiful as me) because he wanted to “hang.” Ugh. I had to shoo him away and it was not fun, people. No one likes being the bad guy.


Everything about this article is one big:

 Omigawd, I just haaaaaaate when my ex texts me and wants to have sex. I feel soooooooooooooooo bad for his new girlfriend, who must not be very attractive because, obvs. I’m not going to tell them to stop contacting me because then they might and I won’t have anything to humblebrag about on the internet. 

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5 Responses to “If You Want Your Ex To Stop Contacting You, TELL THEM”

  1. Selena Says:

    Going through the article I wondered why these people didn’t simply block the ex from their phone/email/facebook? Why answer a call from “Unknown Caller” anyway? Why not tell an ex who frequently drops by to quit that or you will get a restraining order?

    Stalking is real. Women murdered by an ex is real. In most instances however, an ex will give up contact when they don’t receive any positive attention for doing so. And I think some people may enjoy the attention from an ex even if they outwardly complain about it.

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    • asker Says:

      Because she’s soooo beautiful and has a great personality…

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    • Parenting Says:

      Here’s one from Justin Beiber. Why not let the call go to voice and forget about writing this butt hurt gem.

      And I didn’t wanna write a song
      ‘Cause I didn’t want anyone thinking I still care, I don’t
      But, you still hit my phone up
      And baby I be moving on

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  2. Eliza Says:

    I guess some people are starving for attention…whether it be from an “ex” AKA “Fly”, or strangers who have to read about ex-boyfriends who can’t seem to shake themselves free from such beautiful women…(excuse the sarcasm, please). Humblebrag…love it! lol

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  3. coffeestop Says:

    My phone lets me stick numbers in spam messaging, easy to ignore messages you do not know you are getting.

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