Because let’s face it: One inexplicably hot person in the bed is like five in the bush. Or something. I’ll call anyone out for lying if they say they’d get no personal satisfaction from posting a photo of themselves cozying up to someone they know others would covet. What am I saying? I’m saying that, at times, I am riddled with self-doubt and wish I had a man to trot around on social media to make myself feel better. There. I said it.