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You Queefed During Sex? Riveting.

February 12th, 2016

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You queefed during sex? Riveting. “BYE, GUYS! I’M ABOUT TO GO GET NAAAILED,” I yelled across the room, taking swigs from my overpriced Australian wine bottle. I’m like the real-life version of Captain Jack Sparrow, except I’m a woman, and I drink wine instead of rum. It was just a typical weekend in the life of […]

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Sorry, But Your Boyfriend Is a Douche

February 10th, 2016

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  Coital cephalalgia That’s fancy talk for sex headache. I’ve been experiencing them off and on for a few years now, but got hit with one the other morning that has stuck around. If you’ve ever had one, then you know that at the moment of climax it feels like you’re being stabbed in the […]

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Stop Telling Women Crazy Is Cute

February 5th, 2016

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Here’s an article from NY Magazines The Cut that I’d like to discuss. Step One: Resolve to Die Alone. Step Two: Get Married. Now, it’s literally impossible for me to take anything Mandy says at face value because every moment of every day she’s trying to spin her dismal life choices into something heroic or […]

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How Hard Is It To Date Someone Who Doesn’t Drink?

January 31st, 2016

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From my brief time reading Elite Daily I’ve come to learn that the majority of their writers are either beta white knight dudes or unhinged self-absorbed women. Can we please discuss the speshul snowflake vibe of this article?   I’m not like most people. Boom. There’s this guy’s first problem. He thinks he’s soooo different […]

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Signs You’re Dating a Narcissist

January 28th, 2016

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More tales from Sheena here. What I learned very quickly from reading this girl’s posts is that she shows all the signs of being  a narcissist. Self-obsession? Check False image projection? Check Continuous drama and conflict in her life? Checkity Check. If there’s one thing I know from my experience with a narcissist, it’s this: […]

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If She Lets Herself Go, Will He Leave? – UPDATED

January 22nd, 2016

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Yeesh. More Sharma. So, we’ve established that this girl is a professional navel gazer who can’t get out of her own way.  Instead of focusing on that, let’s talk about aging for a second. I don’t want to fall in love because I’m afraid he’ll cheat if I let myself go. That his dick, not […]

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Stop Using Sex As An Excuse To Be Irrational

January 21st, 2016

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I really should be writing but I’m stuck and totally procrastinating and reading articles on the interwebz. I had no idea Elite Daily even existed and now I find myself checking it daily for ridiculous stories like this one. OK, maybe not worst nightmare (I didn’t contract AIDS or get pregnant), but I experienced something that everyone knows is always […]

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If he Was Your Friend He Wouldn’t Be Sleeping With You, He’d Be Dating You

January 18th, 2016

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Good God, this girl. It was a Wednesday morning in Manhattan. The sun was rising, and I was slowly trying to piece together what I had done the night before. Oh, that’s right. I had gotten drunk, then decided to hit up my f*ck buddy for his perfect, perfect penis.As my eyes struggled to adjust […]

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Is Your Toxic Self-Absorption Keeping You Single?

January 15th, 2016

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rrr   This girl is the gift that keeps on giving. Here’s her first post from this week. Here’s the second. I try to imagine what it’s like to hook-up with her and my brain explodes.  You just know she’s that girl who wants so badly to be seen as empowered and confident about her […]

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Single Men Whine About Being Single, The Internet Yawns

January 8th, 2016

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A reader sent me this article yesterday and so I thought I’d link it here so y’all can discuss. It’s  a bunch of NYC-based dudes in their 30’s and 40’s whining about how they have baby fever and long for the stability of a relationship as though there’s just this dearth of women in NYC […]

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