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Everybody Put On Their Tin Foil Hats

April 18th, 2016

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Let’s file this under, “Of Course You Did.” So, I started the Wellbutrin on Friday. As the bottled instructed, I took the pill with a meal of scrambled eggs and turkey sausage. The day came and went with no side effects save for some pretty annoying cotton mouth. I take a pill the net day, […]

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Is Marriage Counseling Worth It?

April 3rd, 2016

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I ended up calling my dentist and begging him to fit me in a day ahead of our scheduled appointment. The anxiety over the extraction of my bottom tooth combined with the nervousness of having six teeth consecutively drilled and buffed was too much for my antsy state of mind. Did I mention the five […]

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Revenge Blogging Always Backfires

March 17th, 2016

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Two articles from xoJane have me riveted. Let’s discuss this one first. IT HAPPENED TO ME: Donald Trump Ruined My Relationship I’ll start by saying that this essay feels to me like a piggy back on Mandy Stadtmiller’s similar post for The Cut from two weeks ago. I don’t care for Mandy, but let’s give […]

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I’m Not Shaming Your Sexuality, I Just Think You’re Stupid

February 22nd, 2016

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I Asked A Guy To Videotape Me During Sex, And He Couldn’t Handle It Oh my god, you guise. Sex, amirite? “So, I’ve always had this fantasy of having a guy record me while I give him a blowjob or having sex.” Lie. It was nowhere near a fantasy. It was more like common practice. […]

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Of Course You Caught Feelings For Your F*ck Buddy

February 19th, 2016

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I got the call yesterday that my last remaining aunt passed away. She was ninety-eight years old, a retired Franciscan nun, and my mother’s oldest sister. When my mother died, my aunt would drive back and forth from The Bronx several times a year to come stay with us. She and my mother were very […]

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How Not To Deal With Harassment On OKCupid

February 16th, 2016

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  Here’s something interesting from The Frisky. I’ve been doing the online dating thing for a few years now, and after having suffered through one inappropriate message that did nothing other than objectify me too many, I started explaining to men why “Holy fuck, you’re sexy” or “You’re hot” were not appropriate ways to approach […]

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You Queefed During Sex? Riveting.

February 12th, 2016

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You queefed during sex? Riveting. “BYE, GUYS! I’M ABOUT TO GO GET NAAAILED,” I yelled across the room, taking swigs from my overpriced Australian wine bottle. I’m like the real-life version of Captain Jack Sparrow, except I’m a woman, and I drink wine instead of rum. It was just a typical weekend in the life of […]

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Sorry, But Your Boyfriend Is a Douche

February 10th, 2016

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  Coital cephalalgia That’s fancy talk for sex headache. I’ve been experiencing them off and on for a few years now, but got hit with one the other morning that has stuck around. If you’ve ever had one, then you know that at the moment of climax it feels like you’re being stabbed in the […]

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Stop Telling Women Crazy Is Cute

February 5th, 2016

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Here’s an article from NY Magazines The Cut that I’d like to discuss. Step One: Resolve to Die Alone. Step Two: Get Married. Now, it’s literally impossible for me to take anything Mandy says at face value because every moment of every day she’s trying to spin her dismal life choices into something heroic or […]

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How Hard Is It To Date Someone Who Doesn’t Drink?

January 31st, 2016

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From my brief time reading Elite Daily I’ve come to learn that the majority of their writers are either beta white knight dudes or unhinged self-absorbed women. Can we please discuss the speshul snowflake vibe of this article?   I’m not like most people. Boom. There’s this guy’s first problem. He thinks he’s soooo different […]

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